Pet Hates In Poker

If you ever want to set me off on one at the tables do one of the following:

1) say "ty" when u win a medium to big pot against me when i heve typed nothing

2) say "oh well im out" then call an allin on the turn with nothing only to find your ace high is good

These things set me off big time and it doesnt matter how relaxed or happy i am at the time i go into an instant rage which i believe i will never get rid of when either of the above occur.

Other Rant:

Lowered to 1,2$ for a bit to change style and chill a bit, 6 handed......

BB AJstd 1 limper i make it 8 to go.

flop J,10,3 i bet 15 which is flat called.
turn is a blank and i chk expecting to check raise allin but no this guy goes allin 90$ and i call to see 73std (same suit as me i might add)....yes bottom pair only but he spikes and 3 on river and thats me for $240 pot.
im playing well on cash at the moment but the variance is just not pushing me into significant profit with so many of these shocking plays against me.